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The Time Has Come!

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 05:08:07 GMT

Zuravin, Matt, Sam and I will be attending the following NiN show.

5_21_05 atlanta_ga tabernacle on sale: friday, march 4th, 5pm support:
the dresden dolls
5_22_05 atlanta_ga tabernacle on sale: friday, march 4th, 5pm support:
the dresden dolls

one or the other, perferably the saturday one! We shall stay at Matt's house and go from there, flipping exciting!

oh yea zuravin, yea that's dresden dolls opening! woohoo!

More Teasing!

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 09:15:25 GMT

Halo 18 Nine Inch Nails : The Hand That Feeds

Halo 19 Nine Inch Nails: With Teeth
01. All The Love In The World
02. You Know What You Are?
03. The Collector
04. The Hand That Feeds
05. Love Is Not Enough
06. Every Day Is Exactly The Same
07. With Teeth
08. Only
09. Getting Smaller
10. Sunspots
11. The Line Begins To Blur
12. Beside You In Time
13. Right Where It Belongs

Save your money guys, the tickets that have gone on sale for the westcoast sell out instantly. I have goosbumps.

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See, SAVE YOUR MONEY. God the goosbumps are killing me.

I'm A Beat That... I'm A Beat That...

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 04:57:43 GMT

H O L Y S H I T, I just had THE best SEX EVER!

First City Of Ocala Now Daytona

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 04:10:02 GMT

All these cities turning gay. Daytona basically doesn't want Spring Breakers anymore, all that money they make isn't worth I suppose. They'll ban Tuner Bash but not gay ass Bike Week fuck them. Read the article here.

Nine Inch Nail Line Up

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 04:58:29 GMT

Nine Inch Nails has unveiled the lineup for its 2005 tour.

Former Icarus Line guitarist Aaron North. +
A Perfect Circle bassist Jeordie White. (A.K.A. Twiggy Ramirez, A.K.A. Old Manson Bassist)
Drummer Jerome Dillon (Only one left from The Fragility Era)
Keyboardist Alessandro Cortini.

Goodbye Robin Fink, Charlie Closer, Danny Lohner I'm really going to miss you guys.

Oh God, the excitement, the goosebumps I'm going to pass the fuck out.

Smiles

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 05:59:23 GMT

May 3rd With Teeth

nuff said.

Excited I See

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 03:18:40 GMT

I've been putting this update off for a while, which just made it worse cause more and more events kept occuring in my life. So finaly for motivation I'm watching the NiN:AATCHB dvd while I type this up. I'm realizing it now that it probably wasn't a good idea to watch this dvd as I do this, but it already started and it's so damn awesome so fuck it. As for you guys that complain about how massivly long and detailed my entries are, prepare for massive head trauma. I guess I'll start from the big accident.

Zuravin and her Rat named Moco (that's probably spelled wrong) in spanish it means booger.

Fate, if somethings going to happen, no matter what it's going to happen, just my luck. A week prior to this story I'm about to tell you I finally got my car back from Charlie who was swapping my engine out. It already had been a week since I had my car and it was a great relief to have back. I was also in the process of moving so have in mind that I barely got to see Sam, I'll explain more after this story. Anyway, so I'm taking Sam home from her first visit to my new YOKE. Lets not forget to mention how great that specific night was, to refrain from going into the beautiful details, let's just say it was a night where a lot of sexual tension was taken care of. Anyways, I finally drop Sam off and on my way home which is on 41 near Rainbow Springs and Steev's house, a deer comes out of literally nowhere but the right. By the time I saw it, (and I have this picture stuck in my head) the deers front legs were over my hood and then I just see what looked like dust everywhere. To be specific on what happen he tried to clear my car, got his front legs over, but my right fender clipped him. From there he proceeded to fall onto my hood, then rolling onto my front windshield (that's where I saw the dust) and completely shattered the glass, rolled off the roof and flew about 20 feet behind me ONTO the other side of the road. You know I was severly pissed that's my baby it just hit, so I just drift onto the side of the road hoping there were no polls. My eyes were useless to me at this point, as they were fully loaded of tiny pieces of glass. Luckly my contacts I believe kept them from devouring my eyes. So to keep this post from eating all the RAM in your computer it sucked horribly. All I kept thinking is, "if that deer isn't dead I'm going to cross this street and kill it my fucking self", and no, not to put it out of it's misery either. Sam and her sister and her ex, came to comfort me while I waited for my parents. It was great to see the level of love and care from Sam and her family made the whole situation better. Especially the money aspect, as the insurance company would not cover this act of god.

Life without a vehicle. This happened I think, December 20th, I really can't remember off hand. Things happen for a reason. So come Christmas Eve, Sam's parents were surprising for once and allowed me to... stay-the-night. Yea, big surprise to me too, and guess what, they even let me sleep on Sam's bed. The part I'm forgetting to mention is they made her sleep in her siblings room. That night itself was great, we spent a lot of time together along with the following day. Which was Christmas of course and we did the whole morning gift exchange thing, I felt welcomed. Great dinner too, and awesome gifts. Let's see if I can remember what I got all together, A massive cd case, new hurley shoes, eternal sunshine, the killers, jimmy eat world, am I forgetting anything else? It was really a special Christmas and I'm usually not a big fan of it cause it always ruins my birthday, but everyone made it a memorable and enjoyful experience. Plus I got awesome gifts! Eventually I had to take off cause you know I couldn't stand to have me around for that long either. Steev came and picked me up cause they had the whole gift exchange thing going over there, and I was really glad I was invited. I felt like a cheap ass bastard though cuase I didn't have enough, let alone any money to get anyone anything. They were great people though and got me stuff and I felt really special and thankful. A lot of cool shit I've wanted for a long time! The following night was my birthday and the day that Zuravin was leaving. So I stayed with them to drive her to her flight cause it was late and mostly cause I didn't want to be alone during my birthday especially becuase Zuravin was leaving for PA and she always leaves every year during my damn BDAY! So anyways I turned the big 20, and the airport was so damn cool, I love airports especially at night. Anthony, Zuravin, T, and Joo kept the whole night interesting and kept me awake. I don't think many people noticed or remembered it was birthday until I mentioned it and I was kind of hurt, especially Zuravin but I guess she was just excited about going to PA. Then there was the drive home from Orlando to Ocala, I stayed awake, and tryed to keep everyone awake by being loud and obnoxious like usual.

Sumner and I are International Spys!

My Birthday on the other hand wasn't too great. But I managed to keep myself entertained. Sam couldn't come over, and I was of course stuck at home with no vehicle. I barely remember that night, all I know is Sam went to some party. See how important a vehicle is!

New Years sucked as well, Sam was there and I was here again. I was going to go to the party every went to, but Sams parents would of wanted her back home by I forget what time and either way we wouldn't of made it to her house on time unless we left when the ball dropped.

Hmm I'm starting to think this won't be as long as I thought.

My new tires came in yesterday and my new radiator came in today. YAY!
Kumho 205/40/17
All Bronze Cooper Radiator.

Sam's Birthday was the 8th and I'm sure she enjoyed it. I forced my mom to take me over there and I wouldn't take no for an answer, man I've felt like a little kid again without a car and getting rides to work or my girlfriends house. So I gave Sam her present which she had also guessed and still was very excited about. It was her badass digital camera (better than mine!). I can tell she's really enjoyed that gift even today she uses and plays with it everyday, so I did really good that time. We went to Applebees and watched her barely eat her favorite food, we also got them to embarasse her and sing happy birthday. Another aspect of that night that sticks out is how good me and her step-dad got along. I mean after going to Ocala, we went back to her house in Dunnellon which was a big surprise I just didn't think they would make that many trips for me. I was very greatful to spend some more time with Sam on her birthday.

I just finished watching the NiN DVD for the billionth time, see how long it takes me to type this...it's alot less than it takes to read it, so READ IT.

Ok time for some random memories.

NiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiN

Speaking of NIN, I get goosebumps and basically freak out just thinking about this. You all know I'm the biggest NiN fan, and I don't care what you say, you know this, if you known me long enough. I mean who else knows that his real name is Micheal, and his family owns a a/c company Reznor Air. Or exactly where he lives in N.O., well not anymore he sold it and moved. Or that there's a dog yelping in the bg cause it bit someone, and that that dog is dead now. Anyways back to my point, the new cd comes out real soon and I'm extremely excited for that, but the better part is they've begun their touring in London. Those lucky motherfuckers! Soon enough he will be here, and I gaurntee you when they mention the Florida date, it will be all over this damn journal and all my friends that share the love will be joining me. No matter where in Florida it is, and/or the cost. Yes the cost will be damn high cause it's NIN, but for god sake it's not ANY OLD concert, you know it's a lifetime oppurtunity you can not pass up. I'm guessing the tickets will be like $60 bucks, so start saving now. Man when I see that copy of With Teeth come into Best Buy early, I'll steal it... I don't care I'll loose my job over it, that's how much I love them. I will beg until they let me buy it early, so I'm hoping it won't come in that early, I know I just won't be able to handle the anxiety.

NiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiN

Yesterday I picked Sam up from school and right before I got a few seconds to talk to Jackie. Cool girl, her and Nick and Sam and I should DOUBLE DATE. Sam came over and we finally watched Eternal, but before we went to Winn-Dixie but it's so weird that I remember and enjoyed something as simple as that, good signs. I bought some Ritz Chips and Pepperonni to indulge upon. We had a great time, she got a little quiet on me again so I beat her up, tickled her until she incisted she was about to urinate herself, then continued. Froze a little, finished fixing my computer and Steevs. After waiting forever at Best Buy for this kid to give me the damn crack I needed.
Speaking of which, some On Life Support quick news we've got back on the roll but with my recent hard drive crash ( not really I just accidently broke something off the circuitry of the one hard drive that had all my samples) it's going to be a little while until I get my sample collection back to normal. Man I started that collection when I was 15 atleast I still have all my instrument generators. Man that pisses me off.

Doug And Carrie Doug And Carrie Doug And Carrie Doug And Carrie Arthur Arthur Arthur Arthur Arthur Arthur Arthur

I got an iPod, a 20gb. Here's the spiffy part, it's $300 bucks as everyone knows, I got mine for $75! I still have 10 gigs of space on it, and I put everything I listen to on the damn thing, except for maybe 2 cd's. It's nuts.

I also got an XM Delphi MyFi for free. That things $350 bucks. DAMN I just remembered I wanted to put it in my car today, but instead I sat around and did NOTHING. I got to properly mount the Ipod in my car sometime soon too I forgot.

One of my carless days, the day before I got it back I believe. Joe came and picked me up which was completely out of the blue but It was awesome. We hung out in town until Zuravin got out of work and went and watched Closer. Personally I didn't like that movie, it was too truthful and really no happy ending so I was a little down becuase of it and really hoped nothing like that ever happened to me. Plus my innocent view of Natalie Portman is far far gone.

So I got a new show I'm hooked on, AND NO it's not the O.C. Btw, in one word describe this... Couple of guys, and their ONE best friend who is a girl watching the O.C. together, out of the two guys NONE of them know how to change a tire. Here's my call HOMOSEXUAL. Anyways, the new shoe is 24, I haven't seen the previous seasons but I'm watching the current season and it's amazing. Deals with like counter terrorism and like taking a whole warehouse of terrorist out with one single guy, and two guns. The whole shoe is in real time so every season, it's 24 hours. That had to be extremely hard to film and write for, I'm going to check the previous seasons out as soon as this one is done.

I got the new Modest Mouse cd, that bitch is great. I also heard of two new bands I want to check out Action Action, and Beloved. I think I'm going to give Muse a chance. Everyone go out and buy Man On Fire, it's got Dakota Fanning and she's the best Child Actress I've seen in years. Plus NiN is all over that soundtrack, when the guy gets mad which adds so much depth to feeling what he feels.

I have a lot of reading to catch up on, gotta finish choke and start lullaby and the Jon Stewart book.

The Mars Volta is coming out with a new album.

Gotta go watch Hide and Seek.

Ever since my Deer accident, I've become less confident while driving at night, but what can the odds be of hitting anything again so soon? Shut up it helps me sleep at night. Oh yea, I'm not sure I mentioned but I got my car painted and fixed, it's Black Pearl and it's pimper than ever! Some might call it Pearl Black, it'll match my hair soon.

I Miss You

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 18:34:29 GMT

Three things I've been missing a lot. One Sam, she's been "grounded" don't even ask me I'll go off about it, and it really sucks but I atleast got to finally see her last night and take her home, kisses never felt so great! She looked so cute with her hair up and her super flared pants she seem to hate. She was scared of me and Charlie's car, she understands that, that kind of power in my hands can't be good for anyone. I've missed her simple smile so much. When I get my new house I'll be loosing some sleep, but I'll be sneaking her in and out of my room plenty of times, now that I have a lock on my door and a leveled window to jump out of! Mmmm sorry, kinky thoughts.

Second thing I miss the most is my car, I haven't drove my car since Wednesday it's weird, I should have it back by Monday Charlie is wiring the last thing he's got to wire THE VTEC BITCH. I did see it yesterday and we turned it on, I creamed my pants that shit is so much deeper and louder and tougher and stronger. It's a 95 SiR II now! Charlie being the great guy he is, let me borrow he's red civic, holy shit that shits fucking badass and fast. Who wants to fucking race is all I think on the way home in that thing, and just to think my shit is even stronger than that! Gotta be careful though, the cars unregistered :P

Yet another thing I miss a lot is my friends, with my car gone and work I haven't been to do anything with anyone, apparently there hasn't been any hanging out though.

Christmas / Birthday Wishlist

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 04:45:18 GMT

Nine Inch Nails

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 16:52:33 GMT

So Trent has changed the title to the new cd which is finally due out this spring! I'm so fucking excited, the new title is now With Teeth changed from the original working title Bleedthrough. Along with these news, Trent has split from his own nothing label and created Dental Records, pun intended I guess. Also rumored to appear on the new album is Twiggy... Manson's old bassist, A Perfect Circles new bassist. Let's see what else, oh yea I was reading NIN.com and they black out important features on the album out but I believe I made one out to be James Brown? And last but not least, the downward spiral was re-released in SACD and DVD format, basically really high definition remastered goodness. Perfect timing too, for a little surprise that I'll be putting in my car and you will only know about the next time you get into my car *after I purchase it of course". Ok well that's all the interesting NIN news I have, lata playa.

Dolla Make You Holla

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 17:57:51 GMT

Gotta get to work soon here, it's a truck night which means I can be there late anywhere from 12:30 to like 5 in the morning. If any of my wonderful friends or girlfriend would like to help make this time easier I invite you all to pass by and bring me something to eat or drink. I won't have much time to chit chat, but it would really help!

Btw, I've quit masturbation and I've been off of it for about a month and a half now, for one I don't need it anymore ;) But celebrate with me and bring me some beef jerky to work!

Always Believe In Futures

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 03:16:51 GMT

BOOBIES! No you can't see Sayum's boobies, they're mine and mine only. Man oh man look at that picture she's so beautiful and I'm so lucky, I gotta frame that picture. Well that got your attention. I notice my true purposes of taking so many pictures is to remember what to talk about in here. Here I am starring at a blinking cursor so I need to get onto writing. Inventory Specialist has easily become the best job I've ever had, it even beats CLM. At CLM I just sat around and did about 15 minutes of work a week and got paid for 20 hours a week. Every two week I'd get that same check that I'm sure Mattt remembers of $240.77. I actually put in a good amount of hours here and I'm making a lot more, too bad that the more money I make the more money I end up spending. If you look back at all the things I've purchased since I got this new job, you'd notice I happen to have some money. Except for right now, I just spent all my money I have about 2 dollars in the bank until this Friday. Speaking of money I need to get back to work on my Christmas/Birthday wishlist I've been making so I can put up here for everyone to read, that way no one can use that excuse "I didn't know what to get you!". Yea that's right I'm forcing all my friends to get me presents FOR BOTH of my celebrated holidays, go ahead and talk amongst yourselves and decide what you guys want to get me so no one gets me the same stuff.

Scavenge money to feed the ogre Dannie!

Funny story I went to Wally world with Steev to buy a game for my SP and so the story goes... As everyone knows I was and am an asshole to those who deserve it or who I don't like, apparently there's a lot of these because I can't even recognize them anymore. So this girl in the game section as I was checking out says "well I see you lost the attitude" with some sas, so I backfire and say... "attitude? lost?, no way if anythings it's worse" she doesn't reply but of course like I do to so many I made her feel as low as she really is and says "btw, blue eyes isn't for you". HAH! Well for one, I'm legally blind and it's getting worse, two these blue eyes has given me so much if you only knew! Three, maybe you're right even though I'm sure everyone reading this would disagree but hey "WEIGHT GAIN ISN'T FOR YOU EITHER BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME SAYING SHIT!". By the way the game I got was Final Fantasy Tactics and I have to say it's less than what I expected, I need some good suggestion for GBA SP games, I saw Shaman King that shit looked hot.

Reese's Puffs is by far the best cereal in the world, and the best thing to eat for breakfast! So first thing I've spent a nice massive amount of money on. Well not really, but I got it from Best Buy, and I didn't use my discount cause it was one of those after Thanksgiving sales. A Sony Cybershot 3.2 mp and video in mpegmovie format. The pictures come out so detailed huge and beautiful, I can't find enough shit to photograph. What I did use my discount on was a bag for it, it was only $2.50, you know how much it would of been if you're punk ass went and got one, $10 bones bitch.

Wow, I just got a hateful thought in my head, and it's not wrong for once. All you whores, sluts, cheating lying drama queens you know who you are, and if you don't you'll know when I'm a dick to you and when I make the shirts with your faces on them! I'd say you can all suck my dick, but I'd like to stick to the whole STD free shit. This includes the majority of you! Friends are just people I hate less than everyone else... ok I'm kidding that's a little too far lol!

On to more positive subjects. Thanksgiving was enjoyable. Mom usually cooks something up, but after eating her food all year long, something new was needed to take it's place even for just a day. Sayum's family invited me over which I was really grateful for and I fed my fat face and recorded my seconds. Jonathan was there and we'll get to that later. It's like they knew exactly what I wanted, I'm sure it came with some help from Sayum, but they had cranberry sauce/jelly, dear god I was in heaven, and ham mmmhmmm. Thanksgiving day, I went to rape my new camera a little with Sam so we went to walmart to get some movies developed from my memory stick. Figures the people ahead of us had 109 pictures to develop, no lie! I had 2 and had to wait for an hour for them. I just realized how creepy the photo guy was, cause I didn't even give him my name or anything to signify I was picking my pictures up. He must of been starring at that hot picture of Sam or, he was checking my sexy ass from the picture of us together.

On with the visit to Wal Mart, I'm glad lately I haven't seen anyone I hated there, I saw my loves Joe and Zuravin. I saw Joe's sister but I don't love her punk ass :P

Shortly after Rich and his mom were there, out of all the times I had been there, there being Rich's house, I never met her. It was hilarious, she treated him like "her little boy" RICH IS MOMMIE'S LITTLE BOY! Awww... Somewhere in between that we went and visited Anthony, god I love that guy so does Sam. I asked his brother Josh if I could borrow his Jimmy Eat World Futures CD and he said no, so I hit him and said "come on...." and he agreed casually. I must add that CD is actually really good, more than I expected.

Speaking of Anthony we hung out at Xtreme Cafe and had some Halo 2, fucking fun shit. Josh on the other hand though, he "sucked the wee-wee" at it.

Ok you guys know there was going to be a nice big paragraph about Sam somewhere in here and I have to talk about it now otherwise I'll forget or get too lazy. Except this time it involves the "L" word. Everyone who is close to me knows how fearful I've grown of that word after being deep in it and then kicked right in the balls by it. With Sam though, it's hard to avoid the word because she makes me feel in ways I haven't felt for a very damn long time, and stronger than ever. This cracks me the fuck up, always knows what to say. Sometimes I catch her looking at me while we drive and I can tell what she's thinking and it's great to have her appreciate me like that. What really helps I believe is the level of connection we have to each other. We get along all the time and she never pisses me off and I'm very temperamental and she manages to push all that to the back of my head. She has goals and things she wants to achieve and understands me when I talk about really random shit that no one usually connects with me on. Like visiting a big city together and just walking around at night. Importantly enough, I've seen how hard it is for her to open up to anyone about even the smallest things and I can see how she barely even shows her true feelings with any of her friends (even if some of them are high school idiots who'll never grow up) I think, no I know the only one who truly knows about her every little thing is her sister. Anyways, with her being this way and finally opening up to me and no one else that's a really big attraction factor. Sam and I have so many things in common it's ridiculous and almost scary, it's like she studied to date me. Computers, chink food, sweet and sour sauce, Smallville, good music, drinking, morals, goals, likes and dislikes, gum, big city dreams, independence, hot guys, hot girls, hot features ok I'll stop now, cause if I came naming common things this post will never end.

I wish I would of had time to talk to Zuravin about how I've been feeling lately, but that's another story. I'm positive I've mentioned this before but, in past times I'd see a girl and possibly become interested or just think they're attractive. Don't get me wrong I can still tell if a girl is hot, or ugly (mostly ugly, sorry don't blame it on me, blame your parents) but for example. A few good looking girls came into Best Buy and I was hanging out with the LP guys (the hot guys in yellow shirts) and they all pointed them out, I looked and agreed but you can ask any of them I said and always said, yea but my girlfriend is definitely hotter and instantly after show them the picture of Sam. They've seen that picture over a dozen times by now. Another funny story is, Sam came and visited me with a handful of her friends (one being a whore, don't worry you'll know when the shirts come out) and Jake the LP goes... their you go Dannie, a couple of hotties just walked in. I started cracking up and told him one of them was my GF. He didn't believe me until Sam and I actually hugged and showed him the picture AGAIN. Also, not to mention Sam's GODLYNESS IN BED!

Sumner cracks me up.

Monday was such a fucking great day. Sam came and surprised me at Best Buy and we went and ate with her sister Christine(sp?) 23, and Jonathan (20). Now I always liked Jonathan cause we got along and he was part of the Honda Family, but I didn't know how cool he was until we chilled. He drives a 95 Civic like mind, the Ford Mustang Charcoal Grey one around town. After the feeding frenzing, we went to Christine's house. The drinking began, well actually I didn't have THAT much, but enough to feel good. A couple of beers here and there and then Jonathan made us some shit with Vodka, Milk and _______ (Sam fill in the blank in a comment I can't remember what it was) Took plenty of zips of that, listened to music laughed at a whole lot of shit, I felt at home. Christine is a cool girl, and of course she is, she shares Sam's bloodline.

At first I thought they didn't like me cause I'm obnoxious, you know the usually running around with no shirt, literally I ran down their neighborhood street with no shirt. Almost stole one of those Candy Cane lawn ornaments. I wish Sam would graduate already cause we just felt so at home there and we all got along really good. Seriously I didn't even think that Sam would have to go home, I had a few drinks and by then I was convinced she had moved in! Jonathan and I talked cars of course, Sam and Christine talked sex. I tried to convince Jonathan that Sam had a way hotter belly button than Christine. He didn't want to hear it though, cause Sam's his little sister. He's a smart guy, we're the same age now come on :P. Here's a video of him... good guy, much respect and I really look forward to hanging out with all of them more often. Christine was a better sport than I could ever think, I mean I don't think for a second she felt like we were invading her house or annoying her and that's really cool especially to put up with my dumbass, come to find out though me and Jonathan's obnoxious levels are pretty close! Christine even paid for our lunch, and would of bought something else besides beer if I would of told her what we really drank. Mmmmmhmmm Mike's Hard Cranberry. Sam and I spent a little time in the bathroom, NO NOTHING BAD, just really good future talk and hopefully that'll get moving towards accomplishment.

Dance for that Booger!

This Honda has come a long way and is going a long way, let me get you guys up to date. The engine has finally been ordered and it already came in! I'm so excited. It's from a 95 civic SiR II, DOHC VTEC engine and tranny with one hundred and seventy horsepower.......STOCK. Along with that so far I got a AEM 2.5 CIA and an Excedy Stage II clutch. Which should bring me to 185 hp to the wheels easy.

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The Engine

The ECU

The Mounts and Intermediate Shaft

AEM no Rip OFF

Intake and Clutch Kit

Right after that swap gets in which is scheduled to be done the 8-10th of this month, I'll be getting three new tires and an alignment. After that I'll be getting a nice Viper alarm with my discount with keyless entry and the works. After that it'll be the Mugen Header which will bring me to 195 hp. Then it'll be my all new Rockford System with my discount. After that I'll upgrade all my internals, pistons, rods, cams, head work etc.. etc... that should bring me to 215 hp. Then by that time I'll have enough to paint my car, if not before (paint job is really really really soon). Then my friends it's time for a super charger. With all my internals done right that supercharger should bring me to 295 - 300 hp easy. Now you kids might know cars with much higher horsepower but let me remind you about the weight-to-power ratio involved. I have one of the lightest cars around, lightest civic edition alone. Just an example, this new Mustang everyone loves has 300 hp stock, that's fine and a pretty high number... but let me remind you that a mustang weighs about three times more than my car... now who do you think really runs the quarter mile. See you learn something new everyday. I forgot to mention that in between all that I'll also be getting all my gauges and pretty interior lighting, GPS and Sat Radio, and a VTEC Controller. Dear God Help Me I'm In Heaven.

This is good rap, not that garbage you listen to.

I'll shut up now.

Aww don't be sad, it's only the end for now...

Lovebites And Razorlines

Sat, 13 Nov 2004 06:50:26 GMT

Who you fucking now
i use my slit wrist
to sign my name with
and when you cant compete with the joneses
gun em all down (even the father)
you fucking whore
shut up and swallow my pride for me
move closer and drive further
suck on the end of this dick that cums lead
but first im comin after you all

Its ladies night at the bar
and she smokes a mans cigar
i guess she's dying oh well
i dont give a fuck about your dignity
that's the bastard in me

i know a girl
who sells herself around
and im sure that one day
she'll sign autographs in your town

its like

you filthy whore
shut up and swallow my pride for me
move closer and drive further
suck on the end of this dick that cums lead
but first im comin after you all

looking back into my diary
what makes me say those things?
what causes my laughter at anothers disaster?
its the bastard in me
you fucking whore

i know a girl
who sells herself around
and im sure that one day she'll sign autographs in your town
i know a girl
who sells herself around
and im sure that one day she'll sign autographs in your town

who you fucking now you fucking live in shit
i strain myself i guess i guess
i fuck myself i guess i guess
i strain myself i guess i need it fucking whoreyou live in shit
and you will eat your own way out
i am too fly and shy like no other guy
im too fly and shy just for you
ILL MARK YOU ALL

i know a girl
who sells herself around
and im sure that one day
she'll sign autographs in your town [x2]

whos she fucking now?
who you fucking now
WHO YOU FUCKING NOW?

Despierta Los Ninos!

Sat, 13 Nov 2004 06:32:02 GMT

Works great!

Travis is moving away again.

I need new contacts

I'm moving Dec 4th

Zuravin's leaving on my birthday which hurts me a lot.

I want this Bday and Christmas to actually be decent and get lots of presents

Finally talked to Becky and said happy birthday and she didn't believe me that I remembered on the 8th, I just didn't get to call her.

Smallville is great

I want to get high with my friends it's been too long, or at least drink.

Sam needs to move out, it's getting to me.

The Chevron is now a BP woohoo!

I want Beef Jerky

Phone Post

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 22:48:44 GMT

Sleeping Is Where I Should Be

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 06:49:18 GMT

Dolly says hello, BITCHES. A couple nights ago an activity was made out from others mishaps. Rich got his car stuck in a ditch, I was hyper we tried to pull it out by hand, that didn't work of course cause apparently us five strong guys are no match for a damn Honda Accord. So we used a little something I call team work! Joostin's truck, and Steev's chain to physically pull it out. Hey there were many more hands involved, Rich and Travis prying and holding wood beneath the front tire which fell in a 2 foot hole and almost got run over by yours truly. That's right punk bitches I was using that mad standard transmission driving skills, actually I was the lightest. I just put it reversed and gunned it out while rich and Travis prayed for their lives and Joostin pulling as we all yelled in success. It was caught on video tape maybe someone should transfer it to DivX format for everyones laughter and enjoyment.

Work is the fucking shit, I feel like my own boss, my supervisor is the coolest guy and I'm getting so fucking cut and built from those damn 64 inch tv's, washers and dryers and that 6 grand fridge with a dvd player and monitor built in. Haven't rocked the crazy discount yet. I got my first check which was just for training hours and I was expect so much less, this is good, this is real good.

A little new news on the new engine if I haven't already told you. I'm getting a b16a instead. It's JDM, meaning only Japan makes them and gotta have it imported and since it's lower emissions higher horsepower. It comes from a 95 Civic SiR (only made in japan idiot) and it's 170 hp. Basically I can whip your ass bitch, unless your mommy gave you some money and went the pussy turbo way. I'm doing all Natural Aspirated to put those god forsake factory turbos to shame. Let me clear something up, this type of engine was JUST brought into america in the 99-00 Civic Si (notice no R) and since we have higher emissions it's only 158 horsepower, thank god I got the JDM version. Enough about cars, I've had such a bad luck with it in the past week since Sam's been gone.

WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I've been holding that in as best as I could and it's just not happening my friends. The excitement comes to you in part of SAYUM! She's finally coming back from her trip up north and it's been so long I'm afraid to say how long she's been gone. She should arrive sometime tomorrow, of course with my luck I work but I'll work a little magic even if I just get to see her for an hour. She got to see her friends and I'm really happy and excited for her that she actually finally got a chance to do that and hopefully it helped brighten her week up. To make matters worse in missing her the night before she left she came over to my house and we had well a really really really really reallly good time ;) Maybe I'll get into details on day later on, when you're older.

This time we've spent apart you realize how much the person matters to you (well you know that from the get go but the dark room is lit more) and how much you care and want to be with them, even how much you're falling for them. Frankly the chemical reaction between Sam and I has got scientist interested. I wish I could of gone with her up north to be there for her and comfort her, I'm sure it was hard and I'd do anything to help it out and lighten things up. Meeting her friends and making fun of their accents face to face would of been nice too! I just noticed how emo/hallmark that picture is. Wow, I've missed her a lot.

Travis let me borrow Smallville finally, oh man that's the good stuff!

60 durex condoms came in the mail the other day, wow!

I miss the city, here's some city lights from ATL that Sam sent.

Here's the country blah!

Old Skool.

Me And Diablo Get Way Past Tipsy!

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 05:53:23 GMT

Usually when I write in here it's either very happy, sad or normal. Today you get a nice new treat, I'm writing in a mood of extreme rage. Most of you know me as always being happy go lucky about everything possible, and the guy that will make you laugh at the lowest of your life. Those of you who really know me know that it's hard for me to get pissed but when I do, you know I'm no longer nice company. Shit truly hits the fan because I'm not one to have my buttons push. When you anger me it's far worse than playing with fire, there's actually a guarantee of getting burnt with me, it's like lighting your face with a torch, the consequence is clear.

This kid who is now official a fucking jit comes to my face and puts this act pretending to be my friend, come to find out he's been rounding up his feelings for Sam. Normally if it was just anyone I could careless, but when you put that mask on and act as my friend just to turn around and try to bring back up whatever bullshit feelings he might of had for Sam. It's just plain disrespect, and disrespect to me, my friends, girlfriend and loved ones is by far the wrong button to tamper upon. Guys can read other guys easier than it's believed, I know cockheaded fools like to call Sam and try to get some sort of game on knowing she's taken, that's fine they don't pretend to be my friend and frankly if it came down to it, I'd lay them flat on their ass. Not to mention with me there's no one that could come near as a threat or competition.

I hate being a dick but obviously I'm not going to let this stand. I've thought rationalized and cool down to come up with a decision on what to do. He should expect a conversation. At first it was going to be a sort of mobster style "let's take a limo ride", but that's over kill so it'll be more of a "Lex" style conversation.

I'm almost sure Sam didn't know he dug her, she would of told me. Before anything between me and Sam actually brewed we made it clear we're both tired of the bullshit, lies, dishonesty, mistrust, lack of communication and all that stuff that's fucked up every relationship for everyone before their current one.

Fuck this I'm going to go work out before something I admire becomes victim to my anger, like this piece of fucking shit mouse!

Phone Post

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 01:48:16 GMT

predictions

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 20:35:49 GMT

Kerry Will Win. Do I
Like Him? Not Much Really But He Is The Better Of Two
Evils.

=====
-Dannie A.
(Ark-X)

Saw

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:29:19 GMT

After a few days of not seeing Sam, seeing her was like kids at Christmas. So I picked up my last measly check from Blockbuster, and I'm thinking there was a second one or something cause It was not nearly the amount I thought it was. So I took Sayum to eat at Hops and have some of that hops bread that's so amazing, I want a bag full for myself!

Sexual tension was insane.

Got Zuravin to come watch Saw with me and Sam, which probably wasn't the best choice for personal reasons. It was a good movie, not wickedly scary but these days I don't think anyone could really mention a genuinely scary movie. It was mostly gore and creepy shit, I was trying to be hot shot picking on Zuravin and Sam for them being a little scared. WelL I can't remember my dream but I woke up a little scared, then just passed back out.

Saw a nice handful of cool people at the movies. Buck for one, no one knows him, but he's hXc cool kid. Also which I was really happy to see was Brian Simpson and his womang, we had our usually comically conversations. I guess you missed out.

Before the movies I went to Best Buy and got my schedule and proceeded to listen to some music I've been interested in. Rjd2, Prefuse 73, and De Facto to name a few. My check sucked, I don't even have enough money for condoms how sad is that?! lol. I almost bought The Killers, but I'll just let Zuravin burn it for me.

On the way home, Sam wasn't feeling good. It was as if her spidey senses were going off and something was right. Finally I get her home and give her a goodnight kiss and we're on our way. Before I even get out of the area I get a call from her, I was thinking she got in trouble. No it was worst, and personal family tragedy struck so she asked me to come back to see her. Of course I came back cause she was really upset and she needed me and I'd do anything to be there for her.

My wisdom teeth have been coming out for like 6 months now, and I have a huge fear of the dentist. This morning though, they were killing me so bad I just kept going back to sleep, it's calm down now only cause I ate a bunch of ice cream.

So I've awaken really late today and I want to call Sam get her out of her house and get her mind off of the things that make us sad, so I part now.

A Lot Of Good Cars Are Japanese

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 02:59:03 GMT

About 5 minutes have passed here and I can't think of anything to write about. Actually I have a shit load of stuff to talk about but you assholes don't like reading my long posts. Hence I'm boycotting have you bastards and removing you from my friends list to teach you a lesson and maybe then you'll appreciate my long senseless rantings about sex, love, music, sex, friends, sex, and sex.

As you could of guessed of course I'm going to talk about Sam. Except this time I'll talk about it first usually I save it for last but it might not be as fresh in my mind as it is now, a.d.h.d. you know how it is. So Sayum has thought for the past month or so that I wasn't going to go with her to homecoming. In reality I had planned to surprise her the day of, and I'd like to thank Meghan and Liz for helping me achieve such great heights (sorry but it was a great time to use a song title cleverly). I talked to her the day of before I "went to work" and she sounded so down and upset that I wasn't going, she was probably going to be mad and all, especially cause I've wasted my time going to other stupid homecomings with other people. So upset that my whole day was ruined, my anxiety came back which hasn't been around for a long long time. I use to have really bad anxiety problems especially the first time I dated Brittany, that's how pissed I use to get. Sitting in my house all day in a bad mood really got to me, and I really couldn't go anywhere in risk that I might see Yosemite Sam in town. Eventually she got all dressed up and went to Chili's for dinner. That's where I showed up as they waited for a table and snuck up behind her and whispered because it was the first thing I thought of when I saw her "you look beautiful". OH YEA! I'M ON FYYYEERREEE, SO got get laid plenty points with that. Homecoming was, well it was homecoming, I was just happy to spend time with her while she looked so beautiful. NOT TO MENTION OH-SO-FUCKABLE! I've also learned that I officially have no business in anything related to Dunnellon High school. You realize that when the ratio of people you hate is about 95%. The other five percent are people that remain cool, not including me and Sam; being Chris Guy(sp?), Jackie, Jessie, Kayla, and whoever else I forgot that's cool. Me and Sam also went to the homecoming game, I got really really hyper and held it all in for once except for like 20% of it and I always have fun when I'm hyper. I saw Frank York and talked cars, Jessie for the first time who is Casey Males (Cody treto's cousin) little brother who's grown up so damn much, uhm Kelly talked about my new engine and how I"ll be whopping is Accord's ass and that's all I can think of. I didn't mention it but I was feeling real damn adventures and all about sexing Sam up under the bleachers, cause I know no one that's done that and it's risky fun stuff. I'm trying to hold off on talking about sex cause that would make this post oh so fucking long, longer than it'll already be... I'll decide later if I want to talk about it.

Friends are real great Joostin (who you can see got hot sauce in his eye), Matt K and the Russo/Chan family have spotted me in my time of brokenness. Just last night Joostin, Steev, Z and I went to Coach's and had all you can eat chicken wings which tore me up later that night. I was impressed Z had the hellfire sauce and didn't complain as much as I expected, she is truly a man when it comes to hot sauce. Steev on the other hand is a big huge pansy when it comes to hot sauce, so we'll be taking him to Chuck E Cheese next time for pizza with no peppeorroni's. Both Joostin and Steev attracted what me and Z call their loser friends but they weren't there long enough to make a real difference in moods. We all watched the lunar eclipse in front of WalMart and noticed all the trash that is Dunnellon as far as people that is. I was just waiting for someone to say, "look the sun's in front of the moon!". I must clearly mention the ONLY reason we were in front of Wally World was cause Zuravin was talking on the phone with her PA friend and if she moved she would of gone into roam. Afterwards we chilled at Steev's house and watched some funny videos and I got a listen of a band I can't remember the name... something about Dressing Dolls, the music was good and inuatiative the video wasn't all great the chick was hot without her makeup. Good music, which I need a listen of a lot of new good music I'm just in the mood for some new bands to be introduced, Rich was suppose to burn me something or another with such material.

I haven't had sex in such a long time that little things are starting to turn me on, I swear I was sharpening a pencil today and I said "take it all you whore!"

hxc!

Still haven't had a chance to ask Travis if I could borrow the Smallville season dvd, but that's a great show.

Gotta buy the new Cake, A Perfect Circle and Jimmy Eat World CD. Ratata is good and I want some of their material.

I heard that Brittany was fucking the atticus twins or what not, gross stuff. I also heard that she's had more than 2 hand full of partners which is really damn gross. My goal is to clearly keep it under one handful before I'm married, I'm no man whore.

I saw Becky she was having a little trouble with her tire and I helped her out, and talked and I guess it's consider hanging out. We spoke for like an hour and it was pretty cool.

Sam's not answering her phone :( She might be grounded, I tried to convince and show her last night that she could be out the house anytime she wanted.

Finally got a chance to hang out with Joe, it's been sooo long.

Tom has been calling me but I haven't had a chance to get back to him except for yesterday. It was really odd cause I was expecting him to ask for a favor but he just wanted to talk which was cool. Tom's from A Day To Remember.

Me and Sayum's relationship is so damn smooth sailing it's great and we've been opening up to each other on certain subjects which I feel put me in a vulnerable position, she says I have nothing to worry about. There's so much sexual tension between us I think it would be a really good idea to be as far as possible from people cause they're going to hear some hot wild sex. On the other hand she worries about how she never wishes our relationship goes as bad me and Brittany and our fighting, which is by far the worst, me and Becky fought but I don't think it was ever that bad at all! Well except when Becky got on that bad birth control and wanted to kill me.

SEX, that's right my friend that's what I'm talking about. Everyone as I am would be surprised to hear that I've been holding off on having sex with Sam. It is by far the hardest fucking thing I've ever done before and will have a great payout in the end. Everyone has questioned me on why I haven't already have sex with Sam and it's a simple answer. I just don't want it to suck, I want it to mean a lot physically and emotionally, we haven't had too many chances and once I get on it, I know i'll be like that little annoying dog that won't stop humping your guests leg. Waiting is actually bringing my self-esteem in the sack down, which is really really weird and dumb cause I know I'm fucking great. Maybe if I talk it down so much she'll expect so little that I'll be a god and she'll be addicted, her being addicted will make things so easy cause I'm so addicted. Some things when it comes to sex baffles me and I'd like to talk about them now. One I personally love going down on Sam, it's addictive and I love the vagina I suppose, I can't wait for Sam to move out then it'll be like a buffet. Why don't woman, besides black women love going down on men!? I know they atleast LIKE it, but not love it!? Zuravin says penis's are just plain ugly... maybe but mine is a fucking ROSE! wOW THAT made no sense. Let's talk about what's good in sex and foreplay and what blows ass. Blows ass, that's one... a guy who likes to eat ass is gross and sucks, there is nothing good for anyone there! Girls that take it in the butt, I have no idea how good or bad that could possibly be so I can't state an opinion but if anyone knows let us know! Porn like blow jobs are the hardest thing to control yourself from. In sex, if your woman is not making much noise like you're fucking a dead fish, then you're doing something wrong or their vaginas broken and you should rid of her. Not that super loud loud fake stuff. Sex is never as good as it is with emotional attachment. Whenever I'm fooling around, there has to be a lot of reaction to whats going on, natural reaction. You can never feel like people are doing things to "make you happy" that's worse than fucking around with a fat whore. The more sexual partners you have the less you're worth, everyone has what I call a sexual value. Basically if you've fucked more than a handful of people you're sexual value is close to no resale, making you easy and taking away from how good you could be. Videos and pictures is a lot of fun and connects two people much closer. Alcohol makes all sexual activities boost up in goodness! Yea sex on your bed, or her bed are fun, but expand your territory the risk of being caught or a different location adds excitement to the mix, like if me and Sayum were in let's say New Orleans and Jon will know what and where I"m talking about, but yea we're in New Orleans by that aquarium next to the Mississippi River which is beautiful at night, that's a great place to sneak off and have fun! No not cars, although cars are fun it's not expanding territory, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do! It also might be fun to degrade your friends house or even bed. I'd love to be able to poke fun at Matt with words like "Dude, my sex juices are all up on your bed bitch!". Or degrading something beautiful, like Disney World... that's erotic. When people are in love I truly believe there should be absolutely no limits and those two people should be able to do anything anywhere anytime with each other, sharing physical how much love there is between two. For example, awww Dannie you were so great going to church with me with my family even though I know it burns when you walk in, on the way home you're getting one of those blow jobs you love! Anyway, point is Sam's getting what I like to call perfect, that's why I have a plan...

Sex on a foggy night sounds hot. Throw in your 2 cents at good places.

Dayum She's Hott

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 02:38:26 GMT

Great now every time I go to look at my journal I'm going to want to see Sayum and have passionate sex.

Dear God Help Me!

Dayum I'm Hott!

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 02:34:18 GMT

Tira Me A Las Aranas

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:42:34 GMT

Not updating for a while is a bad idea, too much stuff piles up and there's no way for you to remember what the hell you're wanting to say. So I'm just going to talk about whatever comes to mind.

Surely you've guessed the majority of my time is spent thinking about Sayum. We've spent countless hours together and yet it feels like we've could of spent even more. Mostly because her strict parents want to hold her down. Hopefully they won't back out on letting her move out, it's just driving me nuts, no matter how much I see her I still want more and more. I want to keep her all night, or not schedule everything according to time so I could have her home on time. Speaking of which, lately I've wanted to drink, and drinking with Sam sounds like a really fun idea! It's just hard to plan something like that with the rents holding you down. Not too long ago I got off the phone with her and she mentioned the possibility of her being grounded and that makes me really upset, especially after how long it would possibly be, hopefully that won't happen.

It's come to my realization that it really pisses me off when someone looks at me for too long. Kind of odd, but you know me. Funny story, me and Sam were leaving the wretched Mall and these guys were starring at us. It was hard to tell weather they were looking at me or Sayum, we're both sexy bitches and it is the 21st century (yet gay marriage has just become a big deal). So this is one of my favorite stories to tell because it shows Sam's spontaneous side that not everyone gets to enjoy and see. As they starred at us and pass us, Sam has my hand in hand and raises it at them and with a nice big loud voice yells "YOU SEE THIS!?" I could of soiled my pants then and there it was just that funny! She has a very subtle comedy about her, and she's hilarious and I don't think she even knows it, but she has my dying to catch my breath in laughter. She's a great and wonderful girl, who I must mention gave me a quarter today which dated back to 1969, she's obviously trying to clue me in.

So my hormones are running wild and I've been holding them in successfully, but for how long?! Basically Sam gave me a taste of the Royal ____ (I need a good adjective, can anyone think of one?! :P), now because of that one simple and outrageously amazing taste I want more and more and more, and I'm afraid to show that side of my "addictions" and scare her away, but I can't help it dammit. It's like giving crack to a rehabilitated addict.

Did I mention she has the sexiest hips? Or the rarest of eyes, they have RED near the pupils, subtle yet beautiful. How about the way she looks at me, who knows what shes thinking about, but I like to think she's undressing me with her eyes! How about the sexy curves and ways her body has, I noticed yet some more today when she took a nap, or tried to at least! How about the fearless face she puts on, well it's really not a face, but I did find a few "fears". She didn't like her eyes covered as I pulled onto oncoming traffic for a cheap thrill... who would of guessed?! So I saw a picture of her in her homecoming dress, she looked... ready folks... for a surprise... beautiful! Yup she look real real real nicccccccceeeeee, I also like to add how nice that dress would look flying across my room and falling into a pile onto the floor.

We spent sometime at the like on a very windy and beautiful day. Spent another day at the lake on a very cold night, and I froze in Wal-Mart so I joined her inside her jacket, I wonder what people think when they say my foolish acts. I still catch myself doing stupid and idiot things; "LOOK AT ME SAM, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!"

So everyday I'm starting to like her more and more, scary stuff for me, she's great and I'm scared... help! I think it would be easier if I could see if she was scared or anything to match it to how I feel, but she's by far one of the hardest people to read.

You know what's a nice amount of money? $2,500! WRONG! That's how much I'm in debt, now you might be asking yourself "Jesus Dannie, how'd you get yourself in such a hole so fast, show me how to do it!" Well my friend, my engine is about to blow up woohoo! No I'm serious, during an oil change it was brought to my attention that there were nice chunks of METAL in my oil. Clear sign that the bottom end of the engine was going out, not to mention that a vehicle is suppose to hold 4 quarts of oil and when the oil was drained only 1 and 1/2 excited the precious Honda. I knew that scraping noise was bad, but choose to ignore it. So that nice amount of money will be for a b18b, tranny and ecu. B18b being an Acura Integra 1.8 liter DOHC non-Vtec engine, 150 hp of stock Japanese power, AND a header, CAI, racing clutch and getting my current exhaust welded back on, basically I'll be blowing your mothers dresses up when I pass by BITCHES. Much love for the Acura long block. Oh man, and not to mention it is the best engine to go boost boost boost, WHORES! So it's not ALL bad at all really, it's just a matter of finding it which Charlie my mechanic is in charge of. Originally I was going to finally paint my car as a present to myself this XXXMas, but money is obviously going elsewhere. In actuality I just might actually have enough to paint for XXXMas after all, bringing me to my next subject.

I quit Blockbuster.

That's right, Sommer one of the cool managers was my spy and let me know that Christina's fat bitch was planning to fire me because I was on my cell phone during work, she's just mad cause I didn't suck up to her and would not provide her with the sexual favors she desired. The same day I quit was the same day I got a call back from Best Buy, I was afraid I had failed my drug test. So I'm an Inventory tech and it's a badass job, great hours and great pay, and flexible enough to deal with my upcoming January school schedule. I like the job simply because I rarely have to deal with the bastards of ocala, some places of business call them customers. The only time I see them is when they buy a 62'' inch tv and need help putting it in their p.o.s. truck to take back to their rundown trailer home, I get tips too! Besides that I just chill at the warehouse with a bunch of really cool guys. I met some James kid who was telling me his hilarious story of fucking ugly bitch Marcella! Funny guy. All I know is she better not start hitting on me, I'm not down with her big nose and I'm very well taken.

Stand up comedy is my life and a comedian on my wonderful TiVO said this and it reminded me of myself when I first started to post and EVERYTHING was depressing, so depressing it made others cry lol...

"I'm not taking anymore friends applications ladies, if I talk to you for more than 10 minutes it's because I want to get in your pants. Seriously, I'm full of friends and cousins I can't sleep with because of society. I might do some hiring during Christmas but I'm good for now!"

Wow I just drew a complete blank.

Blank.

Oh I remember now! Hung out with my great buddays Zuravin, Steev, Matt, Rich, and Justin again. I saw Zuravin get her Monroe done, and it's the first time I've seen anyone get anything pierced, but it that needle just slipped right threw her lip like a knife on a warm biscuit. I yelled obscenities and outrageous hyperness out of Matt's window all over town and that's always embarrassing, and embarrassing is fun and good for all of us! Matt was pimp enough to spot my indebt ass at Hooters. There was a girl there and Matt had just finished telling me about how they're paid to flirt and to make you think you have a chance with them... not that I want one cause I'm well taken bitches, but anyway this girl was rambling about how she was going to go to and AFI and Thursday show and Davey got sick and this and that, and I'm like "yea... yea.. uh huh, sure..." come to find out after she left from my GREAT FRIENDS THAT DIDN'T INFORM ME, but it was true so I felt like an ass and missed a Thursday show. Zuravin got her fairy wings from Steev's mom and she looked so cute! We chilled at the square as well where there was a bunch of homecoming kids and they all pissed me off, cause I get mad at stupid people.

Configured To Fit

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 17:57:26 GMT

Haven't seen Matt since I did this to him, oh well I guess he's off doing his thing with the penguins and what not, I rather not get into his personal sexual addictions. We really haven't talked much and it's weird.

I'm so tempted to show you guys the On Life Support material, you don't know how hard it is to hold back! Probably as hard as it is to not have sex.

Guacamole Doritos are good, especially with pepperonis'! I think I have a new snack combo going. Sonic has the best drinks ever, LOOK I DIDN'T SAY SONICS!

Being on-call for blockbuster is by far the lamest shit ever.

Wow, welcome to the most uninformative post by Dannie! Funny right as I finished this post Mattt Im'ed me with his nonsense.

Mattt With One T: hi daniel
b 0p a r k: hey sara!
Mattt With One T: hey laura!
Mattt With One T: daniel son
Mattt With One T: im a woman look at my cheese and tunic
b 0p a r k: what's a tunic?!
Mattt With One T: one of those hats that arabic people where
Mattt With One T: the "wraps"
b 0p a r k: ah
b 0p a r k: speaking of wraps i'm hungruy
b 0p a r k: how are you?
Mattt With One T: what aer you doing
b 0p a r k: you didn't come down this weekend?
Mattt With One T: i am still here
b 0p a r k: what are you still doing here?!
b 0p a r k: don't you work?
Mattt With One T: not anymore
Mattt With One T: i quit that shit
b 0p a r k: finally quit?!
b 0p a r k: awesome
Mattt With One T: yeah
Mattt With One T: what are you doing
b 0p a r k: nothing, being lame..
Mattt With One T: sweet
Mattt With One T: me and rich are going to BAM
b 0p a r k: bam?
Mattt With One T: books-a-million
b 0p a r k: son we'll all speak in just initials
b 0p a r k: when?
Mattt With One T: 1430
Mattt With One T: -1500
b 0p a r k: MAN FUCK DAT, WHAT THE HELL TIME IS THAT?>!

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:
Nine Inch Nails

Are you female or male: Piggy

Describe yourself: Mr. Self Destruct

How do some people feel about you: March Of The Fuck Heads

How do you feel about yourself: The Fragile

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Help Me I'm In Hell

Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: A Warm Place

Describe where you want to be: The Day The Whole World Went Away

Describe what you want to be: Big Man With A Gun

Describe how you live: At The Heart Of It All, And All That Could Have Been

Describe how you love: The Perfect Drug

Share a few words of wisdom: The Way Out Is Through